how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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