matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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