Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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