how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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