The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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