Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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