she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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