So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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