had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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