did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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