Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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