i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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