So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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