u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
