But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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