Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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