FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Randomize