even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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