so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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