is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Randomize
