Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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