He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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