My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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