You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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