remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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