yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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