Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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