I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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