belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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