I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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