I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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