As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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