I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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