It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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