Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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