my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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