i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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