his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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