yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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