Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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