How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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