I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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