even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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