Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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