weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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