So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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