Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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