Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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