Welp...herpes.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
do herpes really smell.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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