the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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