Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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