What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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